amberisntacrayon:

I was at the mall today and overheard this dude talking to two lesbian chicks. I hear him ask, “So which one of you is the guy in your relationship?” And the one girl looks into her pants and says, “It’s not me. How bout you? Are you hiding a dick in there?” Then her girlfriend looks in her pants and says, “Nope, I’m not.” Then the first chick looks at the dude and says, “Hmmm, guess that’s why we are lesbians.” And then I lost my shit.

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mr-comatose-perdition-riser and I got hella bored and made the avengers more fabulous with red lipstick

Supernatural: An Easter Summary

fake-suicide-of-genius:

confessions-of-a-cupcake:

floramus:

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This is my favorite thing

I HAVE BEEN WAITING AN ENTIRE YEAR TO REBLOG THIS YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND I FUCKING LOVE THIS POST THIS POST IS MY LIFE HOLY HELL

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d3ssins:

my actual vocabulary in real life consists mostly of

  • omg
  • dude
  • (weird noises)
  • what the hell
  • i’m going to kill you
  • fuck you

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anavilante:

You’re one move away from checkmate,
    and you double the stakes.

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grumpykingthorin:

Clint is affectionate in his own way. -x-

grumpykingthorin:

Clint is affectionate in his own way. -x-

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snowyarcherprince:

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shubbabang:

One of my close friends is a belly dancer

And god help you if she gets bored and decides to knock her hip against yours

Like we could just be walking

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I SWEAR THEY HAVE THE MOST POWERFUL HIPS ON THE PLANET

Tumblr user shubbabang is blasting off again!

The hips, they don’t lie…

(via killjoyinatardis)

valerieparker:

sebastian stan playing tennis aka the best photoset i will ever make

ERROR CANNOT COMPREHEND YOUR FACE

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